"I told my plants a motivational speech and now they are growing out of sheer embarrassment." - Anonymous

"I told my plants a motivational speech and now they are growing out of sheer embarrassment."

Anonymous

"I need a six-month vacation twice a year."

"If stress burned calories, I'd be a model."

"My bank account and my patience are both running on fumes, but my optimism is fully charged."

"My bed and I have a strong relationship."

"My bank account and my patience are both running on fumes, but my optimism is fully charged."

"I'm tired of the person I become when I'm trying to impress everyone."

"Some days the bravest thing you can do is simply breathe and keep going without explanation."

"Some days I'm fine. The other 364 days, I'm just pretending."

"I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels at a rave and they are impossible to organize."

"You can't pour from an empty cup, so fill yours first—and watch the world change."

"It's okay to not be okay, just don't forget to dance in the rain."

"It's okay to break; just don't forget how to rebuild."

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